We have the coolest names for our database servers

We have the coolest names for our database servers

Whoa

To Do

  1. Fix CSS
  2. ???
  3. Profit
  4. Profit
OVERHEAR

Apparently I have been moonlighting as a comedian in my sleep. This explains a lot.

Apparently I have been moonlighting as a comedian in my sleep. This explains a lot.

  • SomeDude: hey is this andrew love a comedian?
  • Me <AUTO-REPLY> : I'm not here right now
  • SomeDude: if so this is **** *****
  • SomeDude: and i couldn't find your contact info
  • SomeDude: but i think i have you booked to do my show

Thanks

I still can’t get over how cool that was.

Feeling snazzy today. Also, got a haircut.

Feeling snazzy today. Also, got a haircut.

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.“
— Mark Twain (via -kristen) (via nowdothis)
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“Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.“
— Ovid (via enquotations)
“I keep thinking about buying a skateboard, and then realizing that I’m going to look like a dumbass.“
— Nick, sk8r boi
zoya:

‘what do you think Palin is writing over there while Biden is speaking?’

zoya:

‘what do you think Palin is writing over there while Biden is speaking?’

A bipartisan idea

McCain/Obama ‘08

McCain can be president until he kicks the bucket in 30 days or so and then Obama can have his turn.  Win/Win.

This is Illustrator&#8217;s way of telling you to go fuck yourself.

This is Illustrator’s way of telling you to go fuck yourself.

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Acid Tongue by Jenny Lewis