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We have the coolest names for our database servers
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Apparently I have been moonlighting as a comedian in my sleep. This explains a lot.
Apparently I have been moonlighting as a comedian in my sleep. This explains a lot.
- SomeDude: hey is this andrew love a comedian?
- Me <AUTO-REPLY> : I'm not here right now
- SomeDude: if so this is **** *****
- SomeDude: and i couldn't find your contact info
- SomeDude: but i think i have you booked to do my show
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Thanks
I still can’t get over how cool that was.
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Feeling snazzy today. Also, got a haircut.
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The War on Intellectualism
The war has not only been waged by promoting the “Joe Six-pack” quality (a term that makes my skin crawl and sounds incredibly offensive) of McCain and Palin, however. They GOP has taken to throwing around charges of elitism, arugula eating, latte and martini drinking to show how Obama and Biden- and by extension all Democrats- are “out of touch” with “real” Americans. It’s an amazing argument- by being too smart and thoughtful on issues, they just don’t understand anything. Want proof? They eat fancy salad and drink coffee.
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“Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.“
— Ovid (via enquotations)
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“I keep thinking about buying a skateboard, and then realizing that I’m going to look like a dumbass.“
— Nick, sk8r boi
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zoya:
‘what do you think Palin is writing over there while Biden is speaking?’
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A bipartisan idea
McCain/Obama ‘08
McCain can be president until he kicks the bucket in 30 days or so and then Obama can have his turn. Win/Win.
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This is Illustrator’s way of telling you to go fuck yourself.

